1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:05,500 Well, Mac, it's a 2 ,000 -foot putt. What do you think? 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,580 I'd use your number three woodpecker, sir. 3 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:14,220 Off with his head! 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,940 Hey, Stone, don't you know it's illegal to use a hopped -up ball? 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:21,760 That's it! 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,120 Hey, Harry, how do two sailors greet each other? 7 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,540 With a naval salute! 8 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:32,310 Naval salute. 9 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:33,850 Oh, yes, sir. 10 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:35,650 I'm howling on the inside. 11 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:41,930 Harry, I'd like you to meet Jimmy Cleaver. He's working here now. 12 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:45,990 Hi, Jimmy. Very nice to meet you. Gee, they're making our interns younger and 13 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:47,330 younger all the time, aren't they? 14 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,730 He's not an intern. He's a judge. 15 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,110 You are a judge? 16 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,350 Hey, it's okay. I brought a note from my parents. 17 00:00:56,730 --> 00:00:59,910 I'm sorry, Jimmy. I used to get that kind of stuff all the time myself. You 18 00:00:59,910 --> 00:01:02,190 know, when I was appointed, I was the youngest judge ever. 19 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:03,690 34. 20 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:04,789 I'm 33. 21 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:13,010 This is such a thrill for me, sir. I have been a fan of yours ever since I 22 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,010 little kid. 23 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:15,230 That long, huh? 24 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,330 Sir, you're like a law school legend. 25 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:23,190 I mean, you're the man responsible for the whoopee podium, the exploding 26 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,630 not to mention my personal favorite, the combustible toilet paper. 27 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:30,910 Well, it did help the dean set the state high jump record. 28 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:38,690 Hey, Harry, I think young Jimmy here could use some of your special candy. 29 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:40,790 Sure, sure, sure. 30 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:44,750 Hey, Jimmy, maybe you'd like to try a little... 31 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:46,580 Peanut burrito? 32 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,520 Oh, sure, I'd love some. 33 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,000 Gee, that used to just jump right up. 34 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,820 My world and welcome to it. 35 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,600 You know, sir, the new ones don't do that. 36 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:10,740 They have microchip -controlled titanium springs. 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,940 Oh, well, that's great if you want one that... 38 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:15,770 works every time. 39 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:21,030 That's my texture. Without it, today's prankster is a dinosaur. 40 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:24,210 Well, I gotta go be a judge. 41 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:26,770 Good luck, Jimmy. 42 00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:31,510 Real nice meeting you. Real nice. Real, real, real nice. 43 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,170 I hate his guts. 44 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:38,630 Where does he get off being so young? 45 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:42,090 Come on, Harry. Don't be such a fucker butt. 46 00:02:43,550 --> 00:02:50,080 You know, After 68 years and three heart attacks, I can tell you fun is the best 47 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,260 revenge. Here. 48 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,800 Blow my brains to Brooklyn. 49 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,280 No, I'm not in the mood. 50 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,780 Ah, come on. Your mother wears combat boots. Forget it. 51 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:07,300 Your head is shaped like a bedpan. 52 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,600 It ain't gonna work. 53 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,780 Mel Torme is a woman. 54 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:28,880 Harry, do you mind if I... Two thousand bucks a week, my lips are sealed. 55 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,339 I can't stand how gloomy Harry's been since Judge Sims died. 56 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,500 It just tears my heart out to think he blames himself. 57 00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:23,360 It wasn't Harry's fault. 58 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,640 He just... Pulled the trigger and Judge Sims dropped dead. 59 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:32,800 Dan, the doctor said that the dark gun had nothing to do with it. He died of a 60 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,619 heart attack. 61 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:38,220 We gotta do something to cheer Harry up. The last two weeks he's been so... 62 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,780 unspunky. 63 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 All rise. 64 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:46,750 Manhattan Criminal Court Part 2 is now in session. 65 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:52,810 The formerly fun -loving, but lately pretty darn depressing, 66 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:55,830 Merrill T. Stone presiding. 67 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,070 Be seated. 68 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,810 Or stand up. I don't give a damn. 69 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:06,730 Sir, look, you've got to get Judge Sims out of your mind. I can't, Mac. 70 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:11,650 They did such a cheesy job putting up the dent in his forehead. 71 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,800 Try to bear up, sir. 72 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,860 First case, people versus grubs. 73 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:22,460 Attempted robbery. 74 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,200 Judge, sludge. 75 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:39,960 Don't fight the feeling, sir. Any joke you can come up with, just let her rip. 76 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,180 What's the charge? 77 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,970 Oh, I can't stand it. 78 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:50,170 Oh, you're back, sir. 79 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:57,730 Mr. Prosecutor? Yes, sir. Well, the Wizard of Ooze here... 80 00:05:57,730 --> 00:06:04,290 Continue. Well, he robbed a tour boat, 81 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:08,010 and while trying to make his escape, the Duke of Oil... 82 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:17,810 Caught in the ship's tow line and was dragged through six miles of raw sewage. 83 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:21,070 The muck stops here. 84 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:26,410 Well, 85 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:33,990 sir, my client pleads guilty, but he does pray that you will let him... Let 86 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:39,650 off the... Let him off the... 87 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,480 over for trial? 88 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,380 I'm the defender. 89 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,280 Put a sock in it. 90 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,500 Sorry. 91 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,460 That's it? 92 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:03,380 I stay conscious for three hours to hear the legendary Harry Stone? 93 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,580 And that's the best you can do? 94 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,780 Where's the scintillating repartee? 95 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:15,200 I'm real sorry, sir, but this is not the time or the place for mindless 96 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,300 frivolity. 97 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,050 The wheels of justice. 98 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,910 Look, Cleaver. Hey, nice robe, Judge. 99 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,250 Is that silk? 100 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:42,030 They give us new and alert judges polyester. 101 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,870 Forget the robe, Cleaver. 102 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:49,250 I will not have you disrupting the solemn dignity of my courtroom. 103 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:53,790 Whoa, this from the man who once presided in a Puff the Magic Dragon 104 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:59,910 Well, that's true, but there was a pretty darn good reason for that. It 105 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,810 Mac, what was the pretty darn good reason for that? 106 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:06,230 Your King Kong suit was in the cleaner, sir. 107 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,070 See? 108 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:14,550 But recent events have shown me that life is not a game. 109 00:08:15,050 --> 00:08:20,290 These people want more from their judges than just cheap sideshow theatrics. 110 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:26,090 Well, then I guess they won't want to see me eat a flaming gavel. 111 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,840 Big deal. Harry's done that a hundred times. 112 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,740 No, he hasn't. 113 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Oh. 114 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,500 So the nun says 20 bucks. Same as in town. 115 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,580 Boy, he sure is charming the crowd. 116 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,060 Oh, that's nothing. 117 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:59,260 Harry's got more charm, more charisma, more pizzazz than any three of him. 118 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,640 Dag nabbit, they were out of prunes. 119 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,240 Settle for bran buds. 120 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,820 Bran buds? 121 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:13,220 Yeah, roughage, Mac, roughage. You be good to your colon, it'll be good to 122 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,060 It's good to have a hobby. 123 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,080 Abracadabra. 124 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:59,030 I can't believe anybody would find that funny. 125 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:04,170 Thank you. 126 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:12,010 So, you've, um... 127 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:18,850 given me a woman's chest. Very 128 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,130 funny. I'm surprised you didn't... 129 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:29,270 Excuse me, I'm going to go check on something. 130 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:35,110 Say, Judge Stone, why don't you try one? 131 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:42,330 No, thanks. I make it a practice never to follow an erupting bosom ass. 132 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:47,870 Come on, you can do it, sir. I don't want to. You have to. Come on, give the 133 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:48,549 a break. 134 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:51,410 Let him wander off to pasture gracefully. 135 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,010 No hard feelings, Judge. 136 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,320 Okay, all right. 137 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:04,480 Yeah, Cleaver, let's shake hands and be friends, huh? 138 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,400 Whoa! Well, what do we have here? 139 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,240 Is this a prehistoric joy buzzer? 140 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:16,160 No offense, Judge, but this is the 80s. Let me show you the state of the art. 141 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,320 Good, because I don't fool easy. 142 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,799 That's enough. 143 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,800 Stop. 144 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,680 Bull, are you okay? 145 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:45,900 You got a cigarette? 146 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,180 The wave of the future, Harry. 147 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:54,760 Wake up and smell the rubber bar. Now, hey, wait a minute. Now, you cannot talk 148 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,620 to him like that. He can out -joke you with one whoopee cushion tied behind his 149 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:02,570 back. Yeah, if he wanted to, he could pull a stunt that would make your jaw 150 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:05,730 scrape your toenails. Well, that sounds like a challenge. 151 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,310 You're darn tootin' it's a challenge! 152 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:11,250 The two of you, head to head, and may the best joke win. 153 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,690 What do you think, Judge? A battle of prank? 154 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:15,210 I'm game if you are. 155 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:21,550 Well, I'd love to, I'd love to, but you know, I've got this darn irregularity. 156 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:26,570 Hey, hey, I understand. You're just not feeling up to it. 157 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:27,910 Well, I gotta go. 158 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,420 I hear my first case is a skydiving hooker. So much for free fall. 159 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,360 Sir, 160 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,540 I cannot believe you didn't take the challenge. 161 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:44,960 Where is your pride? 162 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,040 Rip his guts out and use them for garters, sir. 163 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,820 Metaphorically speaking. 164 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,100 Don't you guys understand? 165 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,680 I don't want to beat Cleaver. 166 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,480 I just want to spend my... 167 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:02,390 Few remaining days in peaceful contemplation. 168 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,370 What's that? 169 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,550 Coming from Cleaver's briefcase. 170 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,730 joke challenge i had no idea they were going to booby trap the whole place 171 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,750 and he dislodged that carpet tack. 172 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:23,990 Hi, Matt. 173 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:25,950 Evening, ladies. 174 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,130 How's the battle zone? 175 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,710 Frankly, I'm getting a little tired of it. 176 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:37,730 Yeah, just once I'd like to sit in a chair without sounding like my Uncle 177 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,030 after Thanksgiving dinner. 178 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,160 I talked to Harry, but I haven't seen him. 179 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,500 Hi, guys! 180 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,700 Harry! 181 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,180 Ha -ha! 182 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,280 Oh, I know you're disappointed because I went up to a buck and a half, huh? 183 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:02,260 Oh, Harry, it's so gratifying to see you back to your mindless juvenile ways 184 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,260 again. 185 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,920 Pretty neat disguise, huh? 186 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,300 Cleaver can't catch me if he can't find me. 187 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:14,970 Matt, get the women folk to cover. 188 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:20,570 I'm tired of all this pussy hooting around, Stone. Let's go for the big 189 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,890 One shot, one joke, winner take all. 190 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,510 Fine with me, beaver. 191 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:31,070 You got enough gumption, boy, to make a little wager on who's gonna win? 192 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,910 Or are you yellow? 193 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,010 I'm a man. 194 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,950 Hard as nails, tough as a two -bit steak. 195 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,870 And if I win, I wanna go to the circus. 196 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,500 If I win, I want one of those nice silk robes. Kind of symbolic, you know, the 197 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,720 changing of the guard. 198 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,380 Okie doke. Good. Your courtroom tonight. 199 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,840 9 .15 exactly. 200 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,380 9 .15 tonight. 201 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,700 Fine. 202 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,600 For what? 203 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,100 That is when I'm going to prove once and for all which one of us is the real 204 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,660 nabob of nuttiness. 205 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:11,900 Because you'll know where it's going to happen. You'll know when it's going to 206 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:16,080 happen. But you won't know what's going to happen. And there ain't nothing, 207 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,000 nothing you can do to stop it. 208 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 Sir, 209 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,520 I don't like this. 210 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800 I don't either, sir. 211 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:30,140 Oh, come on now. What's the worst that could possibly happen? 212 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,790 The motorcycle gang broke his fall. 213 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,090 All 214 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:52,190 rise. 215 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,210 Manhattan Criminal Court Part 2 is now in session. 216 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,590 The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 217 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,170 Perhaps for the last time. 218 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:04,710 It's almost 9 .15. Mac, how's it look? 219 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:06,930 It's quiet. 220 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,170 Too quiet. 221 00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:11,589 me and stay low. 222 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,430 Does everything check out? 223 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,150 It's perfect. 224 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:21,329 Too perfect. 225 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,450 Don't let your guard down. 226 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:25,849 Right. 227 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,270 Okay, we might as well get started. 228 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,630 How's the docket? 229 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:30,790 It's busy. 230 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,370 Too busy. 231 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,810 That's easy. 232 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,690 Just call the first cake. 233 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,010 Yes, sir. 234 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,350 People versus bogs, sir. 235 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,010 Mr. Prosecutor. 236 00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:47,410 Uh, yeah, she was arrested for selling flowers without the necessary permit, 237 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:48,570 sir. 238 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,410 What are you doing, Dan? 239 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,190 Do the words innocent bystander ring a bell? 240 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,890 Get it up here, Fielding. 241 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:03,930 Defense. Your Honor, my client is merely a flower lover who happens to sell an 242 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:06,130 occasional bouquet on the street to help pay her rent. 243 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:12,590 Clever, didn't you, Cleaver? You didn't think I would know that the flowers 244 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,350 contained an incendiary device. 245 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:19,150 Because, because, because they, because they, they don't. 246 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,650 I think I'm going to faint. 247 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,150 Must be glad you weren't selling kittens. 248 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:33,430 Getting a little nervous, Judge Doan? 249 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,150 Who, me? 250 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,490 Your hollow threats don't frighten me, Cleaver. 251 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:39,890 Sir? What? 252 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:43,510 Ten seconds. It'll be 9 .15. 253 00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,450 Quick, sir, sign this. 254 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,610 What is it? An organ donor card. 255 00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:52,130 Five seconds. 256 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,730 Four. 257 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:55,210 Three. 258 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,150 Two. 259 00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,110 One. 260 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:18,190 Oh, you made a lot of noise. Yes, you made a lot of noise. But in the end, you 261 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,470 couldn't unthrone the champ. 262 00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:22,630 Ten -minute recess. 263 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,510 Gotcha. 264 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,250 It's not over yet. 265 00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:55,950 Yeah, it is. 266 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:59,070 What? Well, I can't top that. 267 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,610 Nobody could top that. 268 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,830 So you're just giving up? 269 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,590 I'm not giving up. He beat me. 270 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,710 Congratulations, champ. 271 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,910 I'll go get your robe. 272 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,130 The one you're wearing will be fine, Judge. 273 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,390 What? You can't just take the robe off the man's back. 274 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,270 At least leave him a little dignity. 275 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,590 It doesn't matter. 276 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,930 Nothing matters. 277 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,550 I hope you get a rash. 278 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:38,150 In that secret place I can't bring myself to mention. 279 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,150 Unbelievable. 280 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:47,090 I never saw that coming. 281 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,780 Sir, don't worry about your bench. 282 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,380 I have a TV tray you can use until you get a new one. 283 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,040 Thanks. 284 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,740 It has Care Bears on it. 285 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,440 It's not the bench, Miss Sullivan. 286 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160 It's me. 287 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:05,960 Do you know what the odds are against a stunt like that working? 288 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,220 They're astronomical. 289 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,340 I never would have tried something like that. 290 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,020 Of course you would have, sir. 291 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280 Oh, no, not anymore. 292 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,140 I wouldn't have had the confidence. 293 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:21,630 Good God, Miss Sullivan, I am not young anymore. 294 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:27,430 Well, sir, none of us can stay the same age, but there are a lot of 295 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:28,690 compensations for getting older. 296 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:35,730 Well, it's given me a certain measure of experience and the wisdom to accept my 297 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:42,270 limitations and the cunning to lure that little twerp right into my 298 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,270 trap. 299 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:47,310 So, how's the robe look? 300 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,820 You look very judicial. 301 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,620 Wait a minute. 302 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,880 Something's happened. 303 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:45,690 You may be faster. You may even be smarter. 304 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:50,510 But you will never, ever be crazier 305 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:53,650 than me.